This is Part 3 of the new Story of Purim.

To read part one go here (fatjewishguy.com)

Part 2 can be found here (dailytush.com)

Anyway, we are now at the point in the Purim story where Esther decides that she wants to be the Queen.

(This is Queen Esther)

Queen Esther

Anyway, Esther meets the king and he falls in love.

Now, fast forward a few weeks.

There is an evil guy named Haman and he doesn’t like Jews.

Haman

Doesn’t Haman look evil?

Anyway, Haman was mad at Mordachai, (Esther’s uncle) so he convinces the king that the only way to make Persia better is to kill them all.

What happens next is pretty important.

Haman has a lottery to see what date the Jews would be killed on.

Now, the Persian word for lottery is Pur hence the name Purim.

After the date was set, Esther didn’t know what to do.

She decided to fast for a few days, (not Atkins but real fasting) and then she came up with a plan.

Esther decided to throw a party.

She called up all her Hot College Girl friends and invited them over to the palace.

ASU College Girls

They showed up and started dancing.

College Girls in Bikinis

The king was very very happy and this is what Esther was counting on.

Jewish Comedy

Esther, goes into the King’s chamber and starts to talk.

Now, you might think that this is not a big deal, but back then women couldn’t talk to the king unless they were given permission.

Esther risked her life, but since the King was busy getting a lap dance, he didn’t mind.

Esther told him the whole story and the king got so mad that he ordered Haman to be hung.

The Jews were saved and they lived happily ever after.

The end.